"What, what...what is this?"*
"He may wear a toupee and
overact, but he's the only captain we have." -anonymous cast
member from Star Trek
*Please don't call 1-800-BILLSHAT.
The offer is long over, and the number is no longer in service.
You'll only get an old guy by the name of Clem Howard who is a
hundred and six, and has two artificial legs (but two real feet,
which I can't figure out either). Leave him alone.
