"What, what...what is this?"*

"He may wear a toupee and overact, but he's the only captain we have." -anonymous cast member from Star Trek


*Please don't call 1-800-BILLSHAT. The offer is long over, and the number is no longer in service. You'll only get an old guy by the name of Clem Howard who is a hundred and six, and has two artificial legs (but two real feet, which I can't figure out either). Leave him alone.



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