DIAGNOSIS: Shatneritis Egotosis
SYMPTOMS: Seems to disrupt
normal brain function and causes victim to believe he or she is
infinitely superior to anyone else.
CURE: No known cure. A strong
blow to the victim's head is beneficial - to those in the patient's
presence - but the results are temporary and do nothing to cure
the victim of any part of the disease.
NOTE: Stay as far away from
the patient as possible until a cure can be found.
- Introducing -
The William Shatner
Ego Self Analysis Home Kit
(and toupee believability
meter*)
Yes, now for the first
time, you can give yourself an ego check right in your own
home!
All you need is a home
computer (Mac or PC) and 6 free megabytes of of RAM. Check out
your own self confidence, and compare it to the #1 egomaniac in
the known universe, Bill Shatner. Just attach the two small probes
(provided) to the base of your skull, plug them into your modem
port, and activate the program. You'll know within minutes if
you even come close to the famous legend in his own mind!
Only $59.95 + tax and shipping
See your local software
dealer or write to
Ego Products Box 5422
E. Malmo Wisconsin 54021 (positively
NO refunds)
Allow 4 - 6 weeks for delivery
* The toupee meter requires an
optional video camera only available from us for $1400.95
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